Disney Celebs’ No-nos (Part 3)

Relax, this will be my last Disney post. Relax.

OK, I think you know what a ‘no-no’ means. Of course you do. You would’ve heard of Amy Winehouse’s ‘no, no ,no’ before. No? Fine. A ‘no-no’ means (obviously) things you shouldn’t do. Like taking nude pictures, for instance.

Vanessa Hudgens’s *toot* picture

Like you don’t know about this! Fine, if you just came back from Pluto, nude photos of Vanessa Hudgens -who potrays Gabriella Montez in the renowned HSM- was released into the Web -and mags and newpapers too- last year. The picture was taken when she was 15 and Vanessa exclaimed that the photo was meant ‘for a friend’. The ‘hype’ went on for quite some time and eventually died down before 2008. Thank God.

RULE NO. 1: Do not take photos of yourself nothing. And if you give the photo to someone else, you’re dead meat. And if you happen to be a famous celeb, you’re minced meat. You should know by now that anything concerning nudity is bound to find its way to the public, no matter how hard you try to hide it. And if you swallow it, the X-ray is bound to find it.

Miley Cyrus’s racy photos of Vanity Fair

Another taboo. When will this girls ever learn? It seems that the Hannah Montana star has been photographed wearing nothing except a sheet of cloth shielding her back. Although you cannot see anything, erm, revealing, the photo has been a shock for many young fans. Said Miley, ” I thought of it as an art. I feel so regretful about it now. I am sorry to all my fans.” Told’ya art was suffering.

RULE NO.2: Don’t get involved in any ‘art’ that you’re not certain about. Especiallt anything involving photography. Photography art is bull****.

Selena Gomez’s rumoured photo

Yes, even the angelic Selena Gomez is in this category. Rumour is that she was photographed in a bathtub with rose petals floating on the water surface. There is no prove about this photographing though. Let’s hope it stays that way.

RULE NO. 3: Just get out of the camera shot.

 

 

 

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Disney’s Musical Obsession (Part 2)

OK, OK, I admit, I’m copycat-ing Galaxie’s Suzie, but she’s my idol. I can’t help it. Anyway, she writes it better than I do, she -and the entire Galaxie crew- needn’t be angry with me.

Anyways, back to the topic. OK. Disney’s Musical Obsession. After -or before- watching Camp Rock, do you ever think, “Another musical again..” or “Another HSM again..” or “Another Disney musical again..” ? Soon, before you know it, Disney’ll produce another HSM-and-Camp-Rock-combined-with-a-little-Hairspray-in-between musical movie.

Here are the ,erm, characteristics needed to produce a musical:

  1. Find a GORGEOUS girl who has great singing skills but lacks confidence.
  2. Find another CUTE boy who also has great singing skills but doesn’t even know it because he thinks singin’ isn’t a boy thang. Or in Camp Rock’s case, a boy who is a great singer but has wretched morals.
  3. Make sure there’s a Starting Song before every movie as a prologue. eg. The Start of Something New. What Time Is It? (HSM) , Who Will I Be? (CR)
  4. Put Girl and Boy together in a whole new environment.
  5. Make sure Girl gets a girlfriend. Fast. (Even though Girl dissed her.)
  6. Girl and boy starts to get cosy in movie #1 but relationship starts to grow in movie #2. (I hope CR does.)
  7. Villianess a.k.a Queen Bee -whose mind is always about me, me, me- and her girls -or brother- tries to steal Girl’s limelight. And boyfriend.
  8. Boy doesn’t like Villianess (obviously) but Girl and Boy likes each other. (another obviously)
  9. Villianess sings a “me, me, me” song onstage but ended up humiliating herself. eg. Bop to the Top, You are the Music in Me(Sharpay version) (HSM), Two Stars (CR)
  10. Girl and boy perform duet onstage. (Even though its not planned.)
  11. Girl and Boy’s performance turned out to be the awesome-est.
  12. The Villianess becomes friendly just to participate in the Ending Song(s).
  13. Oh, and then there’s the Ending Song, where everyone joins in, including the Villianess and her peeps, which is lead by the Girl and Boy. eg. Together, All For One (HSM), We Rock, Our Time Is Here (CR)

Am I right, or am I right?

I think that’s all. I’m writing crap again. Sigh.

Again, PICTURES!!

Camp Rock

High School Musical

You can bet after the East Highers graduate, its the Camp Rock saga instead.

COMING UP: Disney Celebs’ No-nos

Disney Magic (Part 1)

You have to agree with me when I say Disney stars are getting more and more competitive. In the Disney compartment, you can find a bountiful of young and energetic stars, with Disney boosting up their ‘seats’ in the entertainment field.

According to Galaxie (ahem),

The television arm of the Disney Corporation has the knack for spotting female talents and turning them into big Hollywood stars.

                                                                 -Galaxie, Report Card (1-15 Sep issue)

That, is so true.

For example, Hilary Duff started out as Lizzie McGuire, and is now one of the top artistes in music charts (though i wouldn’t be sure about that NOW). And then we have the ‘phenomenal’ Miley “Hannah Montana” Cyrus. (which, her real name is Destiny Hope Cyrus). A few years back and we’re gonna have the HSM crew, which is blooming now with the filming of HSM 3: Senior Year. Now we have Demi Lovato as the lead actress of Camp Rock. AND in the future, we’ll have Selena Gomez in the upcoming movie Another Cinderella Story, which is supposingly a sequel to A Cinderella Story and Princess Protection Program.

For the boys, there’s the ultimately cute Jonas Brothers 😉 , Zac Efron and, errr, fine, I admit, I don’t know anymore. That’s because I’m all eyes for the JBs. =p

These Disney teen stars are slowly and dangerously stealing the limelight from non-Disney stars, such as Ashlee Simpson, Blake Lively, Megan Fox, Colbie Caillat, Rihanna, Backstreet Boys, Paris Hilton (bleurgh), Britney Spears (double bleurgh) and many more. Seems like Disney is starting to be a threat in the entertainment industry. And I remember when Disney was just Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Snow White etc.

Don’t get me wrong. I’m all for Disney. Squeaky, clean Disney.

It seems like the only way to get the top seat of the entertainment industry is to join the Disney Club. I know I would. Take the JBs. They were practically nothing until Camp Rock. And without the JBs, Camp Rock would be nothing. See, cuz since HSM 3 is currently being filmed, Disney Channel will have to find a new movie to subsitute the absence of HSM 3. Temporarily. Yeah, but ‘temporarily’ is not the correct word now cuz Camp Rock is starting to jump the queue in front of HSM. Muahahaha. Never liked HSM anyway.

OK, guess I am writing crap. Fine, I WON”T be a magazine reporter. Sigh.

Before I go, its…..PICTURES TIME!!

Jonas Bros

Demi Lovato

Miley Cyrus

Selena Gomez

Demi Lovato, Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez

 

COMING UP: Part 2: Disney’s Musical Obsession

HATE is in the air

Today, I invented a really awesome invention: THE COMMENT BOX:

What you do, is that you write ANYTHING to ANYONE, whether its about hatred or congrats or secrets or anything at all. Personal delivery available. 😉 The first two people to drop a comment is Hanum and -surprise surprise- Moksha.

SO, we began a conversation:

MK: You’re so clever, can you give me a chance to win?? p/s: FIGHTING!!

MShell: WOW, ‘fighting’? You’re not serious? Do you really hate me that much? I hope not.

MK: No, you mistook me. ‘Fighting’ means ‘good luck’ in korea.

MShell: (Feeling so dumb. Duh. I don’t speak Korean.) Oh, guess I don’t know Korean.

MK: Who told you I hated you? Hanum? Nah, its just jealousy. Nobody has ever beat me in English exam before. So frustrated…

<I got 90, she got 78>

MShell: Well, guess I suck.

MK: GOOD!!! Buh-bye.

????????

What’s that supposed to mean?? Its so obvious that she hates me, and yet she denies it. When we got our science paper, my marks were higher than hers again. And when the teacher was commenting about my work, MK (according to my friend) was glaring at me, full of malevolence and she kept on nudging me to LOOK at her, but I refused again and again.

What’s more, she’s so…TWISTED. See, my class monitor got a C in Science, and I dunno why MK got so green-eyed. She reported my class monitor’s teeny weeny exam mistake to the teacher, resulting in her obtaining a D instead. AND the mistake was really unnessecary. AND everyone started to hate MK for that. AND my friend even asked me to complain about her in my blog, so here I am. 🙂

Ah, when will this HATRED end??

Jonas Brothers – The Next Big Thing

I always like to think of myself as a magazine reporter. Hee.

So here it goes. I present you, THE JONAS BROTHERS!!!

Kevin Jonas, Joe Jonas and Nick Jonas

Ta da!

Apparently, they’re not in person, obviously, but I’d like to meet them someday, if I do become a magazine reporter. Ha.

According to a source, (my Galaxie magazine, to be precise) this three JoBros are ‘fame-ing’ rapidly and their new movie, Camp Rock, is the second most-watched movie of all time on Disney Channel,(first would be HSM2) reaching 8.9 million viewers just after the release. To anyone with Astro, you might want to know that Camp Rock is showing on Disney Channel (Astro 615) on 7th Sep at 7.30pm. To non-Astro viewers, like me (sob), just buy the CD. No need to rush to your Astro-friend’s house.

The JoBros consists of Kevin Jonas (Jr.), Nick (Nicholas) Jonas and Joe (Joseph) Jonas, and, lately, after hearing their S.O.S, I have decided to add them in my ‘Favourite Music’ slot in my Friendster page.

Their music is special, and nothing like Westlife or Backstreet Boys, though a little like Daughtry, which is quite a mixture of everything, pop, rock and many others you can find in a  music rojak.

What’s more, I haven’t even own their album yet! This is all Shinna’s (a CD store) fault! I went there twice and twice they told me they were out of stock. Grrr.

Before I leave, let me promote my favourite magazine! Here goes:

 Ha! You owe me, Galaxie!

Artemis Fowl

Lately, I met this really great BOOK named Artemis Fowl and it was FANTASTIC.

Nevertheless, there are only 2 series on the bookshelves of bookstores here. The book I am currently reading is Artemis Fowl: The Artic Incident.

I will try to summarise the synopsis. (feeling smug)

Artemis Fowl is a (during the 1st book) 12 years old kid, but not just any kid. This “kid” is by far the intelligent-est person in the entire universe. His brain works abnormally fast and a scheme would suddenly pop up in his mind whenever he is in jeopardy. However, he misuses this rare intelligence of his and became the world’s most dangerous criminal mastermind.

Of course, his father was a criminal as well but was soon decided to come clean. (in Book 2) Of course, this book also features these subterranean fantastical creatures that cannot be seen unless they want you to (kinda like the Spiderwick Chronicles)-fairies, specifically, elves, goblins, sprites and an assortment of , em.., hideous-looking creatures. If you’re thinking about The Little Elf or the goblin who works in Gringotts or the Star Wars green thingy, ha. ha. ha. They are anything BUT that. They have super-cool gadgets (which, probably, if used by us humans, would cause nuclear detonations all over the world) including laser jets, shuttles that can burst out from under the ground, and many more. Oh, and they have this sort of elfin power called mesmer, which, apparently, mesmerize you and forces the truth out of you. Oh well, at least its better and more convenient than using Veritaserum.

Anyway, back to Artemis. He has a bodyguard, called BUTLER. Weird, right? At first, I thought it was his butler with the capital B, but then I visited artemisfowl.com and saw that he was far from what I have expected. He has quite a tiny head and a LARGE neck. Really large. (too lazy for links) And Artemis Fowl is worse. Apparently, he wears this pair of ‘glasses’ permanently and has a LARGE head (quite the opposite of Butler, really). Then there’s Holly Short, sorry, Captain Holly Short, who is Artemis Fowl’s elf nemesis. She has a mane of thick hair with two ears poking out of her cascade of hair and I was like, what the h***???? It was nothing I have expected.

Two thumbs up for Artemis Fowl.

                                     -Michelle Teoh Zi Yan, My World of Chaos-