Gong Xi Fai Cai

I was stronger than Edward. I’d made him say ‘ow’.

Chinese New Year. What does it remind you of?

Hmm… Let’s tick off the list, shall we?

  1. Angpaus (oh, yeah. Come to momma…)
  2. Oranges (Bad one. Bad for my currently sore throat. )
  3. Families (Oh yay. More angpaus.)
  4. Homework (OMG, my study table is full of it.)
  5. A sore throat and a runny nose.


Yeah, unlucky me. Getting myself sick just before the new year. Just perfect.

The cough turned up on Wednesday, a ‘hype’ in my school, apart from the Twilight craze. Yun Shuan has it, Peik Hwa has it etcetera etcetera. It was bad. Sometimes, in order to prevent myself from coughing out irritatingly, I had to claw my throat to ease the itchiness. Thank God I don’t have vampire nails.

And then the stupid flu had to take control over my system, torturing my already sensitive nasal cavity. Well, whaddya know, Yun Tong and Chew Jie had it too. The school was becoming more and more like a Sick Bank than a place for learning.

Oh goody. I hope they close the school due to an influenza or something. Then I wouldn’t have to face stupid ‘buku ilmiahs’ everyday, and, if luck was on my side, Carlisle would come and transform me into a bloodsucker and carry me to Forks or something.

Oh wtf. How did this Chinese New Year post end up with such a pathetic theory like that? Oh right. It was my luck. My damn unlucky luck.

Pee-ass: About the ‘influenza’ part, alright maybe I deserved a punishment for saying that. (slaps own cheeks 10 times. Superstitious crap…)

Btw, I wasn’t joking about the ‘Carlisle transforming me into a vampire’ part. I hope he would just hurry up with the Volturi (I’m still stuck in Breaking Dawn) and come to my rescue. Soon.

~Help needed for this mentally abnormal girl~

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Michelle Teoh

26-year-old cynical Asian, book enthusiast and purveyor of fine sarcasm.

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