Disaster of A Lifetime

Okay, maybe not a lifetime, but definitely a disaster.

What am I talking about? Well, it’s the fact that I joined a 2 days 1 night camp at SJKC Sin Min last week, and the only thing I got was a pair of sore feet. And full of mosquito bites.

Campers, if you happen to read this, I am not afraid to admit that, well, the camp sucked. No offense, but I could’ve spent my time watching Supernatural or chatting with Chrisseh on MSN, rather than adding on a few blood bites to my current collection. And the whole programme was a big mess! I hardly got any sleep -3 hours tops- and the food was, face it, ew.

Soya and Dolphin, I cannot conceal my frustration and vexation towards you two for, well, abandoning me and running off to find your ‘darlings’. Hello, you guys were the one to persuade me to join the camp and now you guys are playing all flirty-flirty with your crushes and leaving me alone like a dumb doll waiting for a death sentence. Well, congrats to you guys for winning your eternal bliss, so it’s buh-bye for me.

And well, I got a gift. A bloody gift, as I may say. It was a freaking cup. Like I don’t have enough cups to survive.

Once again, sorry for any offenses. Backstab me if you want, like I care, but who wouldn’t be mad if they wasted 10 hours of their life on a horrible, messed-up camp?

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Author: Michelle Teoh

21-year-old cynical Asian, book enthusiast and purveyor of fine sarcasm.

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