They Are Night Zombies!! They Are Neighbors!! They Have Come Back From the Dead!! Ahhhh!

Edit: Title edited for suitability. Title credits: Sufjan Stevens.

Thought I couldn’t really stay away from the Internet for more than week, didn’t you? Well, you’re right. I thought to myself, since it’s the weekend anyway, and you’ve promised yourself not to feel so self-abased easily next time, fine, you’re off the hook.

The first thing I find out the moment I go on Twitter is the rapidly-spreading rumour that the allegedly “brand new” date for Judgment Day is tomorrow. Apparently, some person did some math and came up with the latest date of the apocalypse, which is May 21st 2011. If that isn’t enough, CDC (Center for Diseases Control and Prevention) recently released a blog entry titled “Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse” and while this might seem like a very late April Fool joke (it certainly seemed like one to me! Still does.) the people working in CDC are pretty serious about this matter, relating the zombie-triggered apocalypse to the Japan nuclear power plant radiation disaster.

Shit just got real, huh?

It’s not surprising that news like these are floating around in cyberspace right now. People are probably already bored of 2012 already (I know I am), thinking that well, there’s still more than a year until the 2012 Apocalypse right?

Maybe they’ll rope John Cusack in again for another blockbuster movie titled “Muhhhh Muhhhh MUHHHHH!!!” (Zombie language for “I’m hungry!”)

That’s all for now.

PS. Can everyone stop talking about prom?????!!!!!!!!!111

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Author: Michelle Teoh

21-year-old cynical Asian, book enthusiast and purveyor of fine sarcasm.

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