Relax, this will be my last Disney post. Relax.
OK, I think you know what a ‘no-no’ means. Of course you do. You would’ve heard of Amy Winehouse’s ‘no, no ,no’ before. No? Fine. A ‘no-no’ means (obviously) things you shouldn’t do. Like taking nude pictures, for instance.
Vanessa Hudgens’s *toot* picture
Like you don’t know about this! Fine, if you just came back from Pluto, nude photos of Vanessa Hudgens -who potrays Gabriella Montez in the renowned HSM- was released into the Web -and mags and newpapers too- last year. The picture was taken when she was 15 and Vanessa exclaimed that the photo was meant ‘for a friend’. The ‘hype’ went on for quite some time and eventually died down before 2008. Thank God.
RULE NO. 1: Do not take photos of yourself nothing. And if you give the photo to someone else, you’re dead meat. And if you happen to be a famous celeb, you’re minced meat. You should know by now that anything concerning nudity is bound to find its way to the public, no matter how hard you try to hide it. And if you swallow it, the X-ray is bound to find it.
Miley Cyrus’s racy photos of Vanity Fair
Another taboo. When will this girls ever learn? It seems that the Hannah Montana star has been photographed wearing nothing except a sheet of cloth shielding her back. Although you cannot see anything, erm, revealing, the photo has been a shock for many young fans. Said Miley, ” I thought of it as an art. I feel so regretful about it now. I am sorry to all my fans.” Told’ya art was suffering.
RULE NO.2: Don’t get involved in any ‘art’ that you’re not certain about. Especiallt anything involving photography. Photography art is bull****.
Selena Gomez’s rumoured photo
Yes, even the angelic Selena Gomez is in this category. Rumour is that she was photographed in a bathtub with rose petals floating on the water surface. There is no prove about this photographing though. Let’s hope it stays that way.
RULE NO. 3: Just get out of the camera shot.