What’s cookin’?

Hello and good morning. My name is Michelle Teoh Zi Yan and you watching WTF News on Channel 38.

Two girls, Metop and Mayo, who were previous, um, strangers, shook hands (well) and befriended each other on 17th of November and have vowed to speak to each other at school next year. It was reported that, the two girls owning blogsites on WordPress, had muttered apologies through posts, and therefore had succeeded in ‘demolishing the isolating space’ between them.


In New York City, tabloids were in full buzz on the recent break-up between the Jonas Brothers’ heartthrob Joe Jonas and pop singer Taylor Swift. According to Swift, her boyfriend had rang her up and suggested a break-up. She said this action was taken when rock star Joe Jonas met actress Camilla Belle, resulting in spreading Jonas’s name as a ‘bad boyfriend’. This revelation has also muddied Jonas’s clean reputation as a modern-day celebrity. (hmph)

But let’s also hear Joe Jonas point of view too, shall we?

I never cheated on a girlfriend. It might make someone feel better to assume or imply I have been unfaithful but it is simply NOT TRUE.

Maybe there were reasons for a breakup. Maybe the heart moved on. Perhaps feelings changed. I am truly saddened that anything would potentially cause you to think less of me.

As for the quick phone call, I called to discuss feelings with the other person. Those feelings were obviously not well received. I did not end the conversation. Someone else did.

This comments were posted in the Jonas Brothers’ own MySpace page but have been removed by Friday afternoon.

As for me, my heart is always on Joe’s side. (I lurf ya, Joe!)


As for today’s top headline, Michelle Teoh Zi Yan, which is also me, have been cooking for the past few days! Nevertheless, the reason for this awkward action was because I would have to prepare my own meals during Tweens Camp this December. Frightening, isn’t it? Chills me to the bones.

Fortunately, the family was still in one piece and had not suffered from any serious ailment after consuming my cooking. Thank heavens.

My current dishes are cabbage and carrot mixed, and egg.


And I’m not joking, really. I did cook. With my two hands and two feet. Nah, not the feet.

Well, this is the last piece of news for the day. Once again, my name is Michelle Teoh Zi Yan and thank you for watching. Good night.

p/s: Finished ‘Fly By Night’ by Frances Hardinge on Thursday, proceeded to ‘Artemis Fowl and The Opal Deception and finished it on Sunday, and proceeded to ‘The Supernaturalist’.

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Michelle Teoh

26-year-old cynical Asian, book enthusiast and purveyor of fine sarcasm.

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