Michelle’s Review on HP DH Part II

Wow Warner Brothers logo wow this is awesome wow
SNAPE
Gloomy Hogwarts
HARRY, RON AND HERMIONE
Bill and Fleur
HARRY, RON AND HERMIONE
Goblin
…what are they talking about
*zones out*
Harry, Ron and Hermione are still talking to the goblin
Spooky goblin face
Goblin
Old man
Very, very old man
Something about the Deathly Hallows
…still talking
…still talking
FINALLY LEAVING
Ooh suspense music
HERMIONE IS BELLATRIX
Hermione!Bellatrix has great hair
“Good morning.” “Good morning?! You’re Bellatrix Lestrange, not some dewy-eyed schoolgirl!”
Deduction: Psycho!Bellatrix > Hermione!Bellatrix
Hermione!Bellatrix trips in heels hahahahahahahaha
More goblins
Oh no oh no oh no they know
IMPERIO
Oh thank God
Ooh coach ride that would be awesome in 3D
*drop*
Hermione!Bellatrix is Hermione again
…in a very revealing costume *cough*
Bellatrix’s vault is opened
Ron touches something
EXPLODE
SUSPENSE MUSIC OH GOD WHAT IS THIS RUN HARRY RUN
HAAAAAARRRRRRYYYYYYYY 😦
Dramatic pause
HAAAAAARRRRRRYYYYYYYY 😀
RUN HARRY RUN
RUN RON RUN
RUN HERMIONE RUN
Goblin: “I never said anything about getting you out.”
Dragon
Bad dragon
…who turned out to save the day…or just three of them
SHIRTLESS DANRAD AND RUPERT
Harry: “We must go back to Hogwarts! We must we must we must!”
Almost got killed as soon as they reached Hogwarts
Saved by Holy-Cow-that-looks-like-Dumbledore!-look-alike
Harry: “We must get into Hogwarts! We must we must we must!”
Magicked painting and here comes…
GODLY HUMAN BEING IN THE SHAPE OF NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM
Neville: “SURPRISE!”
Everyone: “ZOMGWTFBBQ IT’S HARRI POTTAHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!”
Harry: “I need to find something.”
Seamus: “What is it?”
Harry: “I don’t know.”
Dean: “Where is it?”
Harry: “I don’t know.”
SUDDEN SCHOOL ASSEMBLY
WILD SNAPE APPEARS
Snape: “WHERE IS HARRI POTTAH?”
WILD HARRY APPEARS
WILD MINERVA MCGONAGALL APPEARS
INTENSE FIGHT !!!
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
MINERVA MCGONAGALL THAT BAMF
CHAOS IN HOGWARTS
Harry finds a ghost
Ron and Hermione go for a secret date in the Chamber of Secrets
Hermione kills a Horcrux
Then
…
AWKWARD KISS
…
WILD VOLDEMORT APPEARS WITH 34278932759384759347624869348939432 PEOPLE IN HIS ARMY
CLOSE UP SCENE OF VOLDEMORT’S FACE
VOLDEMORT
VOLDEMORT
VOLDEMORT
ATTACK !!!
Harry and ghost still digging for a sob story
Harry finds out where the diadem is !!!
Harry runs !!!
Harry finds the diadem !!!
MALFOY
MALFOY
MALFOY
(Just thought that Malfoy deserved three bulletpoints to himself for no apparent reason)
Ron and Hermione finds Harry
“THAT’S MY GIRLFRIEND, YOU NUMPTIES!”
FIRE
RUN !!!
HARRY RESCUES MALFOY AND GOYLE
(AWWWW)
Harry: “The last horcrux is the snake!”
“Oh Voldemort, where art thou?”
RANDOM HARRY/GINNY KISS (Because it really was that random)
Snape and Voldy!
“I must kill you, Severus.”
DON’T CRY
*stabs*
DON’T FREAKING CRY
“Nagini, kill him.”
*muffled noises of Snape struggling*
CRY
“Take my tears.”
CRY EVEN MORE
Fred, Tonks and Remus’s dead bodies
CRY A WHOLE RIVER
Harry watches Snape’s memories
CRY THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH
“I must die.”
Lonely walk to the forest
Lily, James, Sirius and Remus resurrected
“You’ll stay with me?”
“Always.”
SUSPENSE
Voldy: “I thought he would have come…”
DRAMTIC PAUSE
Harry: “TA-DA!”
DRAMATIC PAUSE AGAIN
“Harry Potter, the boy who lived…come to DIE.”
DRAMATIC PAUSE FOR ABOUT 3.6 MINUTES
“AVADA KEDAVRA!”
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ooh, wild cute Danrad appears
Naked, bloody Voldemort
Dumbledore! 😀 😀 😀
*insert philosophical paragraphs here*
SUSPENSE MUSIC
VOLDEMORT
“Is he dead?”
Narcissa: “Yes.”
Voldy and the gang march to Hogwarts
“Harry Potter is dead!”
VOLDY’S AWKWARD LAUGH
VOLDY AND DRACO AWKWARD HUG
NEVILLE
SWORD
SNAKE
HARRY– ALIVE!
😀 for everyone
😦 for Voldy
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
“NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!”
WIZARD. LIGHTNING. BATTLE.
SNAKE
NEVILLE
SWORD
STRIKE!
HEARTBROKEN VOLDY </////3 😥
VOLDY’S WAND CHEATS ON HIM FOR HARRY
VOLDY DIES IN A VERY STRANGE AND WEIRD WAY
HARRY POTTER WINS !!!
CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON!
HUGS AND KISSES (XOXO)
Harry, Ron and Hermione take a stroll
Harry breaks the Elder Wand
Ron & Hermione: *le gasp*
Harry: “U mad?”
NINETEEN YEARS LATER
DEJA VU
Old Harry Potter
Old Ginny Weasley
Three Harry/Ginny look-alikes
Old Draco Malfoy and his on-screen wife/off-screen girlfriend
Old Hermione Granger
Old Ron Weasley
Albus Severus Potter (Why couldn’t they just have called him Albus Potter, it’s such a mouthful)
Fatherly advice from father to son
Old Harry Potter Committee wave goodbye to their kids
THE END